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美國(guó)人常在汽車(chē)后面的保險(xiǎn)桿 (Bumper) 上貼一些卷標(biāo) (Sticker)，表達(dá)自己的一些看法，有時(shí)候是嚴(yán)肅的政見(jiàn)、宗教立場(chǎng)、人生信念，或家庭觀，也有的是半開(kāi)玩笑半認(rèn)真的戀愛(ài)哲學(xué)，更多的是自謔的幽默和語(yǔ)不驚人死不休的調(diào)笑�？傊还苁且馕渡铋L(zhǎng)還是無(wú)的放矢，甚至不知所云，那都是美國(guó)憲法第一修正案所保障之權(quán)利。讓我們來(lái)看看其中一些有趣的 Bumper Sticker：
Hit me! I need the money!
撞我的車(chē)子吧! 我需要錢(qián)! (因?yàn)楸蛔埠�，可領(lǐng)取保險(xiǎn)賠償)
I may be slow, but I'm ahead of you.
也許我開(kāi)得很慢，但我畢竟還是在你前面
Money talk. Mine only know how to say good-bye.
錢(qián)會(huì)說(shuō)話 (神通廣大)，但我的錢(qián)只會(huì)說(shuō)再見(jiàn)
Shhhh. Driver Asleep
噓! 司機(jī)在睡覺(jué)呢!
I brake for no reason.
我煞車(chē)不需原因
Remember folks: Stop lights timed for 35mph are also timed for 70mph
各位記住了：開(kāi) 35 時(shí)哩能沖過(guò)燈號(hào)，開(kāi) 70 時(shí)哩也可以
Please honk if you would like to see my finger
想看看我的手指就按喇叭吧
Mother-in-law in trunk
丈母娘在車(chē)尾箱里
Why can't I be rich AND good looking?
為何我不能同時(shí)富有又漂亮？
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
如果你熱愛(ài)和平寧?kù)o，就按喇叭示意吧
Racecar spelled backwards is racecar
"Racecar" (跑車(chē)) 倒過(guò)來(lái)拼還是 "Racecar"
As a matter of fact, I DO own the road!
不瞞你說(shuō)，這條路確實(shí)被我買(mǎi)下了！
I like cats, too. Let's exchange recipes
我也愛(ài)貓，我們來(lái)交換一下食譜
I have nothing against god, it's his followers that I can't stand
我對(duì)上帝沒(méi)有任何不滿(mǎn)，只是受不了祂的信徒
Heaven doesn't want me, and hell is afraid I'll take over
天堂不想要我，但地獄又害怕會(huì)被我接管
Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
快掩護(hù)我，我要換線了
Caution! Driver's applying make-up
小心：司機(jī)正在化妝
FORGET ABOUT WORLD PEACE...VISUALIZE USING YOUR TURN SIGNAL
別提什么世界和平了... 請(qǐng)你轉(zhuǎn)彎時(shí)打燈
It was only a lane change!
我只是換線罷了！
Go on, I'll see you at the next traffic light.
你先走吧，下個(gè)交通燈位再見(jiàn)
Don't drink and drive--if you hit a bump you spill your beer.
開(kāi)車(chē)不要喝酒 ─ 當(dāng)經(jīng)過(guò)路面突塊時(shí)啤酒會(huì)灑出來(lái)
Do Not Wash - this vehicle is undergoing a scientific dirt test.
別洗 ─ 這輛車(chē)正進(jìn)行一項(xiàng)科學(xué)性的臟污試驗(yàn)
I is a college student.
我是 (連 is 和 am 都攪混) 個(gè)大學(xué)生
I said "no" to drugs, but they just woudn't listen.
我向毒品說(shuō)“不”，可是它們不聽(tīng)
I Hate Coffee -- It Keeps Me Awake at Work.
我討厭咖啡 ─ 它使我上班的時(shí)候保持清醒
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